may offend some parts of britain...well one anyway..lol

[Fastasfowey]

Ha! Is it any wonder I stay on the Fowey side of the harbour down here? At night time its not the sheep that need worry.....there's a barmaid over 't water who goes lamping for stray tourists !
Scariest day of the year is most definately father's day ;O)

[Katman]

Just to try to get this thread back on track......




A welshman was washed up on a desert island with just a sheep and a collie dog for company.

After a few days the welshman starts to feel a little frisky and starts eyeing up the sheep.

The collie dog's instincts kick in and it won't let him anywhere near the sheep.

The following morning to his delight, a beautiful young woman is washed ashore.

"You have no idea how pleased I am to see you," says the welshman.

"Can you take this f*cking dog for a walk?"

[callyboy]

One of my all time fav's:

An Eskimo is driving when his car starts to make a noise. He takes it to the garage and the mechanic looks at it. "Hmm, looks like you've blown a seal."
"No," says the Eskimo, "it's just frost on my moustache."

Pete

[Russbusa]

Those with no experience of our wooly little friends always say "wellies" but the fact is that once you've kneeled down the wellies are behind you.
Therefore it follows that what is actually required is a pair of waders . . . . . .

Not speaking from experience of course. . . . i think i saw it on countryfile or something