funny.....
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:14 pm
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Pete
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funny.....
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Re: funny.....
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:04 pm
Lol
Re: funny.....
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:07 pm
Re: funny.....
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:37 pm
And another......
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. Your donkey's died.' Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.'
Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland!
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. Your donkey's died.' Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.'
Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland!
Re: funny.....
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:20 pm
I went round to visit my mate Dave, who's recovering from a broken leg.
He said, "would you mind nipping upstairs & getting my slippers, my feet a f*cking freezin?"
"Sure" I said and went upstairs & sawe his stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their bed and I said to them, "Your dad sent me up to sh*g you both".
"F*ck off you liar" one said.
Honest I'll prove it,
"Both of them, Dave?"
"Well what's the point in f*cking one?"
Result!!
He said, "would you mind nipping upstairs & getting my slippers, my feet a f*cking freezin?"
"Sure" I said and went upstairs & sawe his stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their bed and I said to them, "Your dad sent me up to sh*g you both".
"F*ck off you liar" one said.
Honest I'll prove it,
"Both of them, Dave?"
"Well what's the point in f*cking one?"
Result!!
Re: funny.....
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:28 pm
Pete
Re: funny.....
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:10 pm
love it jez
Re: funny.....
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:12 pm
Still funny the third time...lol
Re: funny.....
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:19 pm
Blimey, is there an echo in here then???Cat wrote:Still funny the third time...lol
I only heard it once.
Funny I was going to say "to all those who are going to say the old 'uns are the good 'uns" I was going to reply, "sorry but I'm obviously not as old as you lot""
How did I know, huh?
Re: funny.....
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:31 pm
Must be to do with the company I keep as to why my ears and eyes have been corrupted so many times as I'm younger than most of ya...lol