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Fine mick , whatever, that's ok, you go ahead and let me read this for 5 minutes
*loud sigh* .

Thanks a lot for nothing, just don't worry about it.

(Now this is how it should be done for maximum effect!!!)

Some more!

1) Just you try it!
2) I wouldn't if I were you!
3) you had one little thing to do..........and you couldnt even get that right!
4) See that white thing in the kitchen....its a washing machine!
5) Well they're not going to dry themselves!
6) You do............and it's the last thing you'll ever do!
7) He's only 5............your 45!
8) Im not you mother!
9) It's not much to ask for!
10) You know where the door is.............

bobster

bobster wrote:Some more!

1) Just you try it!
2) I wouldn't if I were you!
3) you had one little thing to do..........and you couldnt even get that right!
4) See that white thing in the kitchen....its a washing machine!
5) Well they're not going to dry themselves!
6) You do............and it's the last thing you'll ever do!
7) He's only 5............your 45!
8) Im not you mother!
9) It's not much to ask for!
10) You know where the door is.............

bobster

i must be weird, ive never said any of those..dont do arguments, dont see the point..besides id have to do it on here some weeks as i dont see him..lol

How true, i think most of them are used by my wife most days!!!!

Cat wrote:

bobster wrote:Some more!

1) Just you try it!
2) I wouldn't if I were you!
3) you had one little thing to do..........and you couldnt even get that right!
4) See that white thing in the kitchen....its a washing machine!
5) Well they're not going to dry themselves!
6) You do............and it's the last thing you'll ever do!
7) He's only 5............your 45!
8) Im not you mother!
9) It's not much to ask for!
10) You know where the door is.............

bobster

i must be weird, ive never said any of those..dont do arguments, dont see the point..besides id have to do it on here some weeks as i dont see him..lol

what's the point in arguments

you know you're right cat

nuff said

Thought the 9 words were 'Sorry dear, not tonight I've got a headache', of course that's only 8 words but a woman can't be wrong so who's going to argue?!?!

Yes darling and no as you didn't tell me what you wanted.

Pah boys the headache excuse is sooo last year, we don't use that one anymore.
Where's all the women on this site already, I'm starting too feel outnumbered...

Or as the standard male reply after being asked to do anything in deepest, darkest south wales is . . ..

I'll do that now in a minute . . . . .

also, and this can be used in the politest company or situation . . . .
"yes my dear" (roughly translated - bollo*ks)

Or to the night shift worker - " What have you done all day you've had the day off "!

Yes Steve...read the last one. Lol

Cat wrote:Pah boys the headache excuse is sooo last year...

Yeah & that's about how long the headaches usually last!!!