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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Was having a tinker with the Impulse. Tank on and petrol in. Started her up and was having a little poodle round the car park (oh err ) and Mad Maud from a couple of doors away comes up and starts moaning about the noise. Tell her that i am sorry, but have only been doing it for a few minutes and its not like i do it every day is it. Anyway, started off polite and nice but slowly lost it coz she wasnt listening to me (coz shouting makes it easier to understand - right ?).

Stupid women has put me in a right mood now

No one like my Impulse !!!!!!!

Pete

PS- Just wait till i get my 550 out of the garage tomoz !!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheer up pete,
tomorrow pop the can off and really give her something to moan about
oh, and whilst she's having a good old moan at you, rev the bike even harder.
that should do it

Gonna send the kids round there to play outside her door as well

Care in the community has a lot to answer for

Pete

Take the plug caps off and connect the leads straight to the plugs and give her telly some interferance!

Make sure she doesnt report you to the Rozzers for riding your bikes around without a helmet or Tax and Mots...........

bobster wrote:Take the plug caps off and connect the leads straight to the plugs and give her telly some interferance!

Make sure she doesnt report you to the Rozzers for riding your bikes around without a helmet or Tax and Mots...........

Private road

Pete

bobster wrote:Take the plug caps off and connect the leads straight to the plugs and give her telly some interferance! ...........

absolute brilliance rob,

never knew you were so evil



then again, yes i do, what's that about a towel ???

hello m8

everyone................H is back to his best !

tell her to fcuk off. im through with being nice to folk, they just take the piss. my neighbour doesnt like me, his grandson told me once when he was playing in our garden whilst his mum and grandad sat inside their house and shrieked at the football on the telly, i told him to go and tell his grandad that he told me that, and that i didnt mind. next thing, my brother comes to see me and goes out to a note on his windscreen telling him not to park outside my neighbours house. same fucker whos kids all turn up seperately in their own cars and park right down the street every weekend. next time i saw him i told him that i wasnt happy, and if he didnt like people parking outside, then he could go away and fuck himself. i can see me engaging in a few late night engine tunes soon. and uptil now we've been cutting his grass and weeding his drive cos he's got bad knees. he can go get bent now! if your neighbour doesnt like it, tell her to go and sit inside her house where its quiet!

Watcha John, wouldnt mind if it was every day. But its prob been once a week, and then only for at the most 5 mins. Not even revving the fuck out of it either. mostly just ticking over.

I did try and reason with her that she was being unfair. The garage isnt even close to her house either !!!

Maybe she is just old and senile and i should have just gone along with her.

Pete

You seen that film with Danny Devito 'Vice Versa' ???
Now I've got 3 bikes outside the church nextdoor, when I'm allowed to park 1 with the vicar's permission, and the old dude in the castle nextdoor to him is my friggin landlord and dragged me in front of the 'resident's committee' in 2007 for my ZX12R being too soddin loud..........fcuk it mate..........i'll sort yours out and you come sort my neighbours lol.

Failling that Pete, I've got 3 Degu's named Hear No Evil.....See No Evil......and IM Really Fcukin Evil! I'll send them by post to her if you give me her address.....should be no evidence left by day 3 if I don't feed them pizza for a few days