Frigging neighbours :(

[johnr]

you cant reason with unreasonable people. so dont try. she wouldnt want to listen if you handed her the details written on the back of 5 pound notes. so next time she complains, tell her to fuck off, if she keeps on, tell her to fuck off, in fact whatever she says, tell her to fuck off. the simple truth is, she is unreasonable and nothing will ever make her happy. so why ,make yourself unhappy trying to get on with her. you just know that if its not a noisy bike it will be exhaust fumes, the grass wants cutting, your letterbox is too loud, the shine from the sun reflecting on your shiney exhaust is blinding my cat, etc etc etc, just give her the royal one fingered salute and tell her to go and fuck herself, in the long run, you will save yourself a shedload of hassle. placating folk like this just makes them think they can get away with more.

[johnr]

get her phone number and send it to me, and then i'll tell her to fuck off too!!

[callyboy]

John, i have'nt laughed so much for ages.

Thank you

Pete

[Katman]

Tell you what Pete, you'll have to invite a few of us round yours for a cuppa bikes only

The louder the pipe the better

[callyboy]

Tell you what Pete, you'll have to invite a few of us round yours for a cuppa bikes only

The louder the pipe the better

Now thats what i'm talking about

Pete

[helsinki vampire]

One side gets grumpy but the other side is ok... besides I have endured 8 months of broken nights as she leaves her baby to scream and scream and scream... this week every hour I have been woken up and it didn't go down well going to work

Before that her phone every morning at 6am -7am 7 days a week waking me up.. and her giggling and shouting on the phone for an hour... you could stand across the road and hear her with the doors and windows shut!
I am sick of it... next door had to move bedrooms and Ive moved mine about 3 times now .. so she moved the cot next to the wall by my then moved bed
I know babies can't help it but this one is left to scream and scream..

Thats ok next week 4 dukes .. clanky dry clutches... and noisy north London fiend...

AGM at Callyboys road maybe ??? evil grin

[lomsavage]

when lived in norwich had students next door

they would party til god knows what time,

occasionally we'd crash party, rest of time about 10 am turn 50 watt marshall amp to wall turn to 11 and thrash guitar for an hour or so

JUSTICE

[johnr]

at my old house my next door neighbours teenaged lad used to get his mates round and theyd have a piss up every fri when she went out. cue screaming lads and girls, lots of hammering and shouting, and on one occasion, unbelievably, 'everybody' by the backstreet boys on continual repeat at full volume from 8pm till gone 12. one day i snapped, ive been young and im not as grumpy as i seem, but even i have my limits, so sue goes round and knocks on the door, music goes down, door opens, mutter mutter mutter i hear, door closes, sue comes back. as she walks in the room, huge outbreak of laughter from next door and music goes back on full blast with accompanied singalong chorus of 18 year old drunks, so i go round, hammer on the door, music goes down, curtains twitch and i hear scurrying and muttering behind the door, no answer, so, i hammer again, hard enough to rattle the glass. lad comes to the door all red faced and standing with his sniggering mates behind him on the stairs. i tell him that im not being unreasonable, but he has to keep the noise down as our kids were in bed, and i was in danger of losing my rag. there were stifled giggles from his mates and whispering from behind the door, but he agreed and was shutting the door as i turned. and then it happened. amidst the silenced giggling halfwits on the stairs, feling emboldened by his mates stood round him and the proximity of the closing door a voice full of teenage after the event bravado pipes up, 'you should have told him to fuck off,,,' by the time the lad closing the door realised it id turned and my right arm was jammed in the gap, he tried to force it shut, so i shoulder the door and it flies open and skittles him and a couple of girls that were hiding behind it. id lost my rag now and so wasnt in the mood to stop and apologise, besides, the lad who was so brave a moment before had identified himself by bolting up the stairs shouting that he didnt mean it. i charged through the other lads and leapt up after him. unknown to me, the woman of the house was coming round the corner having cut short her night out. by the time she got up the stairs i had the little fucker by the scruff of his neck and had managed to get him through the window with the intention of throwing him out of the house by the nearest opening. as it happened, i didnt and when i let go of him, he had red wields round his throat where i had dangled him from the window, and there wasnt ever another disturbed night of sleep for the kids. my point is, there isnt really a reason to try and placate people who just want to have their own way, cos you cane ever give them enough and you end up really losing your rag like i did, and i would have happily killed the little fucker that day. best to reduce the level of stress and just fuck them off right at the outset, she is after all letting you know where you stand by hassling you on your own doorstep. so you should be just as open and tell her to fuck right off.

incidentally, the same lad next door used to bring his girlfriend round when his mum was out and shag her in the lounge she would make all the porn star noises and it got on my wick a bit, cos their sofa was up against the wall and they were thin walls in that place, but i came up with a novel way to stop them. one week i let them carry on till they went quiet, then turned off my telly and hammered on the wall shouting 'five fucking minutes! is that the best you can manage' i think they started going round her house after that!!

[helsinki vampire]

I had the porn star bf next door.... the first few times it was funny... then like you say it got on my ...
Now he's vanished and she has the baby that doesn't sleep!!!.. and she doesn't pick it up..

Revenge is sweet...
My little fiend is coming to stay for 3 days .... he is loud .. his laugh is so loud all you can hear on a Bill Bailey DVD is his laughter... he's has witnessed the 6am calls ... and Cybil from Faulty towers conversations..
OH I know.... blah blah blah..... that drive me mental at 6am ..

I have asked her to move her poxy phone as its stupid loud ... and like you say some folk just don't get it!!
After weeks of broken night and being woken up by this phone lark..

Tomorrow it will be loud... multiple bikes... Motorhead.. shrieking like teenagers ... loud laughter..

I feel like jumping up and down on my bed screaming ...
If I am told to keep it down..... grrrrrrrrrrrr... sorry pardon I can't hear you!!!..
Today I left the Monster running ... I could feel the vibrations 3 floors up...
then oh the kat needs a run.... hmm I need a cuppa...

evil grin!!!..

[Fastasfowey]

Hey folks, just making a suit of armour for when my neighbours start chucking rocks at me. I bought a little sommat for the summer and she's a little bit on the fruity side! Before I get to and make an exhaust for the dirty cow, anyone want me to pull outside THEIR neighbours and pop a rolling burnout, just say the word!!!
Maybe we could start something here? all 'anonymous' of course so everyone has an alibi if it gets the wrong result ;O)