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Something fishy....

Post by Katman » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:11 pm

Discount Fishing Supplies Store

A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's bsirthday.

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter.

The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need
to know about it from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb..Test line.
It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for $44."

She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.

At first she's really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks,

"Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $44. How did you get $58.50?"

"The Duck Caller is $11, and the Fish Bait is $3.50." :P
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Re: Something fishy....

Post by john boy » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:46 pm

me likey
me likey a lot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Something fishy....

Post by Katgeezer » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:23 pm

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Re: Something fishy....

Post by johnr » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:51 pm

old couple are watching telly, the man has the remote and constantly flicks between the channels, eventually he settles down to flicking between just two channels, one is the fishing channel, the other is the hardcore porn channel. after a few minutes of him swapping between the channels, his exasperated wife snaps, "for gods sake will you give it a rest, just leave it on the porn channel, you already know how to fish!"
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Re: Something fishy....

Post by Cat » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:28 am

*spits coffee everywhere*
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Re: Something fishy....

Post by johnr » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:22 pm

come on cat, everyone knows you arent supposed to spit!!
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Re: Something fishy....

Post by Cat » Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:03 pm

johnr wrote:come on cat, everyone knows you arent supposed to spit!!
Clearly the effect some people have on me :P

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Re: Something fishy....

Post by johnr » Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:16 pm

erm, clearly?
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