Are you insured for sex

Katman · Post by **Katman** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:03 pm

Make sure that you get the correct insurance for the sex that you're having.
Below you will find a list of companies catering for most tastes.

1. Sex with wife. Legal & General

2. Sex on the phone. Direct Line

3. Sex with partner. Standard Life

4. Sex with someone different. Go Compare

5. Sex with a fat bird. More Than

6. Sex in a car. Sheila's Wheels

7. Sex with a posh bird. Priviledged

8. Sex with a tranny. Confused.com

9. And if you're really sick. Compare the meerkat.

Katgeezer · Post by **Katgeezer** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:56 am

If I said I have to use 'more than' do you think I'd live to tell the tale

Katgeezer · Post by **Katgeezer** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:06 pm

Indeed, it'd be 'all by myself.....'

johnr · Post by **johnr** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:20 pm

eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!! im with carol nash!!!!!

Katgeezer · Post by **Katgeezer** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:09 pm

hahahaha, that could be painful

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:36 am

Im with AA.................and a drop never touches my lips anymore!

You to be Kwick fit............but they were too slow..............

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:52 pm

To ensure I get breakfast in bed afterwards - Footman James

Katman · Post by **Katman** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:03 pm

Cat wrote:To ensure I get breakfast in bed afterwards - Footman James

Katman · Post by **Katman** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:07 pm

OK a few more...

Sex with your furture wife. Mutual Trust

Sex with your scretary. Employer's Liability

Sex with a prostitute. Commercial Union

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:26 am

For getting screwed over and over again......( insert bad company here)

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