Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them

Katman · Post by **Katman** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:03 pm

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

lomsavage · Post by **lomsavage** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:08 pm

your "sophie food" when cat gets hold of you

Russbusa · Post by **Russbusa** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:27 pm

But what did the frog say to the monkey ??????????????

lomsavage · Post by **lomsavage** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:50 pm

bonjour ??

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:08 pm

Errmmm...

Heard it before

It's still funny ...but then im not normal...I hang around with you lot voluntarily

lomsavage · Post by **lomsavage** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:03 pm

Cat wrote:Errmmm...

Heard it before

It's still funny ...but then im not normal...I hang around with you lot voluntarily

don't worry cat,

we've never accused you of being normal

xx

DUCKS LOW

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:21 am

Nah..still not biting H.

I am very chilled out..must be after effects of kat rally

Katman · Post by **Katman** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:45 am

* Ribbit Ribbit *

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:50 am

Katman wrote:* Ribbit Ribbit *

If you think I'm letting you out ya cage jez you have another think coming

fossie · Post by **fossie** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:31 am

Russbusa wrote:But what did the frog say to the monkey ??????????????

? Don't go to Hartlepool!?

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