may offend some parts of britain...well one anyway..lol

[Cat]

A guy's doing a PhD in sheep shagging. He goes off touring Britain finding out how people do it in different areas.
First he goes up to Aberdeen. He goes into a pub, buys a drink, and asks the barman where he can find the sheep shaggers.
The barman points to the darkest, dingiest corner of the pub. So he goes over to this corner and gets talking to the guys there.
Once there he says:
* Actually I'm doing a thesis on sheep shagging, so could you tell me, how do you do it around here?
* Well we put on wellies, go into a field, and we grab a sheep. Then we shove its hind legs down into the wellies so it can't get away, and shag it.

Next he goes down to Cumbria and goes into a pub in Keswick.
He asks the barman where the local sheep shaggers hang out, and he points to the darkest, dingiest corner.
So he goes over to the corner, and asks the guys:
* Excuse me but I'm doing a thesis on sheep shagging, so would you mind telling me, how do you do it around here?
* Well we put on wellies and go out into a field looking for sheep. When we find a sheep we shove its hind legs down into the wellies, then shag it.

He then decides to see what they do in Wales, so he takes a trip to Aberystwyth.
There he finds a dodgy looking pub, and asks the barman where he can find the local sheep shaggers.
Once again, the barman points to the darkest, dingiest corner of the pub.
So he goes over and asks: * Excuse me, I'm doing a thesis on sheep shagging.
Could you tell me how you do it in this area?
* Well, bach, we go out into a field looking for sheep. When we find one we grab it around the waist, hold it as tight as possible so it won't get away, and shag it.
* But, why don't you just shove its hind legs down inside your wellies? Wouldn't that be easier?

* What, no kissing?!

[lomsavage]

and you accuse us of lowering the tone of this place ???

[pop-up]

Take your chosen ewe to the edge of a cliff coz they do arf push back.

[Cat]

*steals*

[nokatanayet]

i expected better from you cat

[Cat]

i expected better from you cat

Errmm why??? Lol

[nokatanayet]

i expected better from you cat

Errmm why??? *vegi-sausages*

just a thought
and you being a vicars daughter

[Cat]

*checks parentage*
Errmmm I guess my father is close......
Lol
Actually if you met my parents they are possibly the most innocent people. Mums nickname is Mary poppins

[katana11023]

actually cat up ere in cumbria my experiance in sheep shaggin is u take it to a cliff and take it to the edge just its back legs on the ground hang the rest over the cliff an it backs onto you a treat .your finished in no time and back having a pot of ale in the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

[bobster]

You speak for yourself Paul.

Mind you I only live in Cumbria...............I was not born and bred up 'ere!