new member/birthday member

[Cat]

Surely then it would make it a Harley and not a kat ??

*ducks*

[Katman]

Sorry did someone mebntion tractors??

As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys,tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors.

On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor. His excitement was incredible as he told his family and friends.

The great day came and he went to the factory for the test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when Joe was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking Joe's leg and fracturing his skull.

He was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told him there was no liability and he could get lost!

You can imagine he was rather p****d off with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from his life completely and forever.

All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE.

Many years later, Joe went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it he saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down her face.

Joe asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears.

With that, Joe looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. He then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again.

He went back into the bar where the air was now clear and sweet and sits down next to the girl.

"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"

"No problem", said Joe "I'm an ex-tractor fan"

[Cat]

Omg

[Fred]

I'm easily pleased,simple things please simple minds and all that

[Fastasfowey]

Bloody hell Cat !
I go buy a VW Tractor to fetch my bikes when I stuff em in hedges and you go remove the link for parts!
Now I'm hurt AND special :O(

[Cat]

*hands you crayons*

[lomsavage]

our newest member, appears to be into future predictions

i can out do them though

once cat gets hers hands on them, they'll be gone

[Cat]

About our newest 5 members you mean.
Il be seeing to them in a day or 2. Gotta let them think they have joined successfully

[Cat]

Form an orderly queue mick!!!
Lmao
Nutter

[lomsavage]

Form an orderly queue mick!!!
Lmao
Nutter

since when have you been "orderly"

me first, i started this thread